THE MOVIE REPORT
JOHNNY MIC SEZ:
2010 Haiti, in ruins. Iran's Death Star, nearing completion. Sure, they're telling inspectors it's not operational, but we're not buying it. We all know Star Wars was a Trilogy - so by the Transtitive Theory of Qui-Gon Jinn, this makes the Ewoks the Kurds.
Conan The Talk Show Host, in a move reminiscent of the controversial Skywalker Rebuff of Vader, opts out of the first neo-late nite ratings war vs. JKL and consequently, is off the air. Only more rattling is Fallon being only one job away from hosting The Tonight Show.
JD Salinger, the world's #1 Literary Recluse, expires leaving a sizable trove of unpublished manuscripts, and with all the critics, who can blame him? And if you haven't read any Howard Zinn, maybe you should turn in your library card, if you still have one....
So far, 2010 has been a real doozy, and if you don't understand any of the sh-t I'm talking about you better grab your iPad and get your Wiki on.
NS Boffolicious Duo Award: Congrats Sandy B. and Jesse on all of your successes in 2009 and 2010 (if you already forgot about the best Celebrity Apprentice ever, just wait until this season w/Sharon Osbourne, stand-up comic Sinbad, and Rock God Cyndi Lauper!?!?).
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